The XI: David Pleat’s dream team
Celebrating the numerous mispronunciations of the ITV co-commentator
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Petra Cheque (Republic of Czechoslovakia)
Jose Buttswinger (Portugal)
Philip Lamb (Germany)
Tomas You-fazey (Czech Republic)
Marco Matzerazzi (Italy)
Joris Marsterson (Holland)
Denis Colander (Russia)
Mauro Camonaresi (Italy)
Youra Jerkoff (Russia)
Zlatan Ibravich (Sweden)
Jan ‘Coca’ Cola (Czech Republic)

















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