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Top 10 Premier League Players Who Would Never Wear A Snood

By Ollie Irish

Not all modern footballers reach for the gloves and scarves when the temperature plummets…


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Joey Barton, Newcastle United - Trains in the snow wearing shorts. A no-nonsense player with no time for fads

Top 10 Snood Wearers In The Premier League

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By Ollie Irish on December 9th, 2010 in Featured, Funnies, Photos, Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

29 Responses to “Top 10 Premier League Players Who Would Never Wear A Snood”

  1. Kipp says:

    Psst. Martin Skrtel is from Slovakia. No where near ‘scando’-navia.

    Actually closer to the Balkans than the Baltic.

  2. mooks says:

    I was about to post this^^^

  3. Ollie Irish says:

    @ Kipp – Brain freeze. Thanks. Amended now

  4. HardMan says:

    Oh man. These men are so hard. That’s so cool that they don’t need snoods like the rest of those pussy fag wanks. God, these guys get me so hard they’re so cool.

  5. Mizman says:


  6. gaptooth says:

    surely vidic and carra should be on this list !!!

  7. Ollie Irish says:

    I actually could see Vidic wearing a snood. Don’t know why, just can. Carra is a good shout of course.

  8. kimblim says:

    It seems funny that you choose a picture of Scott Parker wearing long sleeves under his shirt… Not exactly convincing stuff..

  9. Jano Olsson says:

    scotty parker has that nose bandaid, vicks chest rub, long sleeve shirt under his short sleeve kit and his wrist taped.. only thing missing is a snood and gloves

  10. Ollie Irish says:

    Re: Parker – yes he does. He ain’t wearing a scarf though. And that’s what counts.

  11. Dev says:

    All are from cold countries so it’s not exactly fair….(apart from Samba, but then he is the type of man Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and the Rock model themselves on and fail miserably)

  12. Chris says:

    @HardMan – Exactly…think it’s time to go rub one out…

  13. Rob says:

    Ollie I agree about Vidic, I don’t think he’s tough he’s just stupid.

  14. unkown says:

    kevin davies is the type of player to wear one

  15. Phil says:

    This list is just stupid. Whoever made it has the intelligence of a third grade judging by the captions, and wearing a snood doesn’t make a player a pussy. I don’t even like Tevez, but I can still see he is one of the hardest-working player in the league who isn’t gonna shy away from challenges.

  16. Phil says:

    third grader**

  17. Tom Jones says:

    Cherno Samba has an expression only previously seen in porn flicks.

  18. Kylie says:

    @Rob How rude! Vida actually comes across as reasonably intelligent in his interviews. Certainly not stupid by any means!

  19. spectator says:

    miereles. and portugal isn’t even a particularly cold place.

  20. TfromZ says:

    Yeah cause real men get sick and subsequently can’t play because they sit on the bench with runny noses…..

  21. miki says:

    for the record: rest: english cunts, not even bastards

  22. Joe says:

    Not 1 Arsenal player on there, surprisingly… Perhaps one of the reasons they won’t win the league, all of them are snoodies

  23. Chris says:

    @Alexxx HA! Just came here to share that one! Thanks for saving me the trouble –
    Soooo, Skrtel – hard man AND pussy?

  24. Alexxx says:

    Yeah but at least he doesn’t wear one in an actual game :) lol

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  26. mok says:

    translation anyone ???

  27. OLu Fada says:

    Well with all these players named, can you now list players that could play in the middle eastern summer i bet probably none

  28. bradford says:

    re to the people at the top – parker is only wearing that stuff cause he had a chest infection and wasn’t supposed to even play. he’s a fucking hard man.

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