Top Six: Things we would like to see on Premier League opening weekend
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1. Cristiano Ronaldo in the crowd at Old Trafford in a Real Madrid replica shirt.
2. Stoke and Bolton keep the ball on the deck for more than 20 seconds.
3. West Brom not embarrass themselves against Arsenal.
4. Tottenham’s new-look team in competitive action.
5. Gareth Barry picketing the players’ tunnel.
6. Big Phil Scolari scuffling with ‘Arry Redknapp on the touchline.

















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