A random football list: Top 10 disgraceful mullets
There’s never a bad time to celebrate the most terrifying/amusing hairstyle in football history. Sit back, relax and enjoy our gallery of long-at-the-back horror hair…
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Frank Worthington
Hello ladies.
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Charlie Nicholas
Words fail me.
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Paul Mariner
Sweet Jesus.
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Gerry Francis
Twat sandwich.
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Mark Hateley
That tracksuit top is awesomeness squared.
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Rudi Voller
1990s, time for the guru.
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Olaf Thon
100% pure mullet. The Germans just know. (Best worn with a look of smug superiority.)
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Chris Waddle
A man at peace with his mullet.
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Barry Venison
A man perched on a park bench, looking like a dick? Check.
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Fernando Torres
Nando rocks the classic Euro mullet. It’s smaller than its British counterpart, but it still makes you look like a tosser.




Can I nominate this beaut?
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/01/11/potential-premier-league-star-guilty-of-atrocious-hair-crimes
The Panini Italia 90 sticker album really is the definitive tome of woeful mullets.
My mum threw out my completed book, which pains me to this day.
I can however, remember that a US goalie – I think Tony Meola had the mother of all mullets. If you can find that….
V small image but you can see the goods: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/218VPMCD83L._SL500_AA140_.jpg
u missed out cesc’s horrendous mullet, not even a euromullet, this is a fully fledged german-scale effort, http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AaoPbpzgw3Q/SbB12QAt3-I/AAAAAAAAAVM/9jfmnniWyZc/s320/cesc+fabregas.jpg
He’s a pic of Tony Meola. You can clearly see the mother of all mullets: http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_footballworldcup/MEOLA_Tony_19900610_GH_R.jpg
Charlie Nicholas or a younger Bono? You decide.
Has anyone got a piccie of Craig Johnson?
Aussie? Check
80′s footballer? Check
How does Fabregas get away with thinkin he’s cool after that haircut???
You missed the most atrocious haircut – Fat Tony Polster’s perm + mullet (he even used to had afro + mullet!) http://www.colchonero.com/media/galeria/4/3/7/4/4/n_atletico_de_madrid_varios-34473.jpg
And Worthington and Torres are not technically mullets to me
Anyone remember the Portsmouth striker in the 80′s Alan Wiley? I’ll see if i can find a photo
Sorry it’s Alan Biley, Wiley is the ref isn’t he.
try this:
http://enunabaldosa.com/fotos/chivopeinadobileyalan.jpg
ah great find – it was a beauty.
How could you forget Bulgarian defender Trifon Ivanov?
http://www.rapidarchiv.at/spieler/ivanov_trifon.html
Sorry but any mullet list without Oliver Kahn is rubbish! His were always fantastic.
some real beauties here, vollers mullet was the victim of pure jealousy by frank riijkard 1990 world cup.