A random football list: Top 10 disgraceful mullets

Ollie Irish

9th, July 2009

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There’s never a bad time to celebrate the most terrifying/amusing hairstyle in football history. Sit back, relax and enjoy our gallery of long-at-the-back horror hair…
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Frank Worthington
Hello ladies.
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Charlie Nicholas
Words fail me.
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Paul Mariner
Sweet Jesus.
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Gerry Francis
Twat sandwich.
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Mark Hateley
That tracksuit top is awesomeness squared.
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Rudi Voller
1990s, time for the guru.
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Olaf Thon
100% pure mullet. The Germans just know. (Best worn with a look of smug superiority.)
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Chris Waddle
A man at peace with his mullet.
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Barry Venison
A man perched on a park bench, looking like a dick? Check.
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Fernando Torres
Nando rocks the classic Euro mullet. It’s smaller than its British counterpart, but it still makes you look like a tosser.