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A random football list: Top 10 disgraceful mullets

There’s never a bad time to celebrate the most terrifying/amusing hairstyle in football history. Sit back, relax and enjoy our gallery of long-at-the-back horror hair…
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Frank Worthington
Hello ladies.
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Charlie Nicholas
Words fail me.
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Paul Mariner
Sweet Jesus.
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Gerry Francis
Twat sandwich.
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Mark Hateley
That tracksuit top is awesomeness squared.
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Rudi Voller
1990s, time for the guru.
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Olaf Thon
100% pure mullet. The Germans just know. (Best worn with a look of smug superiority.)
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Chris Waddle
A man at peace with his mullet.
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Barry Venison
A man perched on a park bench, looking like a dick? Check.
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Fernando Torres
Nando rocks the classic Euro mullet. It’s smaller than its British counterpart, but it still makes you look like a tosser.

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By Ollie Irish on July 9th, 2009 in FAIL, Featured, Horror Hair, Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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15 Responses to “A random football list: Top 10 disgraceful mullets”

  1. oller says:

    The Panini Italia 90 sticker album really is the definitive tome of woeful mullets.
    My mum threw out my completed book, which pains me to this day.
    I can however, remember that a US goalie – I think Tony Meola had the mother of all mullets. If you can find that….

  2. shek says:

    u missed out cesc’s horrendous mullet, not even a euromullet, this is a fully fledged german-scale effort, http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AaoPbpzgw3Q/SbB12QAt3-I/AAAAAAAAAVM/9jfmnniWyZc/s320/cesc+fabregas.jpg

  3. AR says:

    He’s a pic of Tony Meola. You can clearly see the mother of all mullets: http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_footballworldcup/MEOLA_Tony_19900610_GH_R.jpg

  4. Mark says:

    Charlie Nicholas or a younger Bono? You decide.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Has anyone got a piccie of Craig Johnson?
    Aussie? Check
    80′s footballer? Check

  6. Collie says:

    How does Fabregas get away with thinkin he’s cool after that haircut???

  7. gooner says:

    You missed the most atrocious haircut – Fat Tony Polster’s perm + mullet (he even used to had afro + mullet!) http://www.colchonero.com/media/galeria/4/3/7/4/4/n_atletico_de_madrid_varios-34473.jpg
    And Worthington and Torres are not technically mullets to me

  8. Rob says:

    Anyone remember the Portsmouth striker in the 80′s Alan Wiley? I’ll see if i can find a photo

  9. Rob says:

    Sorry it’s Alan Biley, Wiley is the ref isn’t he.
    try this:
    http://enunabaldosa.com/fotos/chivopeinadobileyalan.jpg

  10. oller says:

    ah great find – it was a beauty.

  11. CK says:

    How could you forget Bulgarian defender Trifon Ivanov?
    http://www.rapidarchiv.at/spieler/ivanov_trifon.html

  12. Adam says:

    Sorry but any mullet list without Oliver Kahn is rubbish! His were always fantastic.

  13. THEDODGER says:

    some real beauties here, vollers mullet was the victim of pure jealousy by frank riijkard 1990 world cup.

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