14 Photos Of Footballers Looking A Bit ‘Special’
By Chris Wright
For the record, we’re not talking ‘blessed with a gift from the gods’ special here, we’re talking ‘eating the crayons again’ special…
Adam Johnson, England: Thumbs up if you’re enjoying yourself…
Dieter Hecking, Nuremburg: Looks like the kind of chap that doesn’t have to pay on local buses…
Yohan Cabaye, Newcastle: “Yohan really likes to play in the water Mrs Cabaye”
Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal: “Mum, the finger-paint tastes yucky!”
Fernando Torres, Chelsea: Running dead fast, like a choo-choo train!
Rafael Chavez and Michael Ortega, Costa Rica U20 and Colombia U20 respectively: Herp and, indeed, Derp…
John Ruiz, Costa Rica U20s (again): “Mine”
Antonio Cassano, Italy: Pink bib means that Antonio is biting again today…
Lucas Leiva, Liverpool: “It’s chips for tea Lucas…”
Sergio Aguero, Man City: Struggling with co-ordination…
Bafetimbi Gomis, Lyon: Confused by everything, sees in 2D…
Gerard Pique, Barcelona: “Who sewed all these holes together?”
Ben Foster, West Brom: Still fiddles with himself at the dinner table…
Mohamed El Neny, Egypt: “My…fingers…smell…of…POO!”
Bonus Iain Dowie, just for good measure…
“Hey you guys!”
Photos: PA
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Surely there must be a photo of Ian ‘I’m a bit special’ Dowie out there that would make the list, albeit, ex footballer looking special.
lucas looks like comedian John Bishop in that pic
@Ross: Sorted!
Wow, what dicks you are to use a picture of someone with Down Syndrome to link through to this piece. There’s tasteless and then there’s just cruel, lazy attempts at humour.
@ Rob: It’s all in a bit of a piss-take. Now take that tampon out of your arse.
Ah thats ok then its all a piss take. Knob.
It’s Mohamed el Neny not Nery.
By far the best captions ever witnessed on Pies. Almost reduced to tears. Although, I too was a bit shocked by the downs snapshot :/
‘chips for tea’
SHEER GENIUS!
young Iain Dowie looks like Dirk Kuijt in that photo!
Torres doesn’t look special. He just looks incredibly homosexual.
The 7th picture has an incorrect name..that isnt John Ruiz, it’s Mynor Escoe. The captions are great though.
@Montesquieu…that’s right I’m a woman because only women find ridiculing those who can’t defend themselves as being an unnecessary way to get a few laughs. Real men laugh at the mentally challenged and the handicapped. There was no need to use that pic for this piece and defending it makes you a dick too.
Lucas always looks a bit special to be fair
tbh id rarther laugh at downies because its better than crying.
also they have to have a point, as they cant do anything productive they can make me laugh :)
This is pretty poor form, Pies. Who the hell thought this would be a good idea? Twats…
The statements ” those who can’t defend themselves”, “mentally challenged” and “handicapped” are in themselves more offensive. Twat! The link pic is a bit “Frankie Boyle” though. still the post made me smile!
That’s the only way that Torres is ever going to look ‘special’ in Chelsea colours… ZING!
Just wet myself….
all you wankers complaining about the link are homosexual delinquents.
hmm im bored lets complain over something small on the internet thinks a small crowd.
@ eddy: You said it Glenn Hoddle.
@coys
Or, parents of children with Down Syndrome? Good work, captain logic.
Its the internet there is insulting things everywhere get over it or get off it
“It’s chips for tea Lucas…”
Whoever thought that up is a genius pissed myself laughing