By Chris Wright
For the record, we’re not talking ‘blessed with a gift from the gods’ special here, we’re talking ‘eating the crayons again’ special…
Adam Johnson, England: Thumbs up if you’re enjoying yourself…
Dieter Hecking, Nuremburg: Looks like the kind of chap that doesn’t have to pay on local buses…
Yohan Cabaye, Newcastle: “Yohan really likes to play in the water Mrs Cabaye”
Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal: “Mum, the finger-paint tastes yucky!”
Fernando Torres, Chelsea: Running dead fast, like a choo-choo train!
Rafael Chavez and Michael Ortega, Costa Rica U20 and Colombia U20 respectively: Herp and, indeed, Derp…
John Ruiz, Costa Rica U20s (again): “Mine”
Antonio Cassano, Italy: Pink bib means that Antonio is biting again today…
Lucas Leiva, Liverpool: “It’s chips for tea Lucas…”
Sergio Aguero, Man City: Struggling with co-ordination…
Bafetimbi Gomis, Lyon: Confused by everything, sees in 2D…
Gerard Pique, Barcelona: “Who sewed all these holes together?”
Ben Foster, West Brom: Still fiddles with himself at the dinner table…
Mohamed El Neny, Egypt: “My…fingers…smell…of…POO!”
Bonus Iain Dowie, just for good measure…
“Hey you guys!”
Photos: PA