Everyone’s favourite female chav rapper, Lady Sovereign, plays for Leyton Ladies. Are there any ladies in Leyton? [Unprofessional Foul]
Landon Donovan keeps his cool to send LA Galaxy through to divisional finals in MLS. [Sports Illustrated]
German streaker has a simple message for you. [Dirty Tackle]
Ashley Cole faces several weeks out after aggravating tibia injury against Man Utd. Funny how so many inuries flare up when the international break comes around. Hmm… [FourFourTwo]
Lyon 5-5 Marseille – yes, it was as good as the scoreline suggests. [Caught Offside]
Barcelona edge closer to Robinho deal. [Goal]
If you haven’t see it yet, here’s England’s squad for Brazil friendly, with added Bent and Huddlestone. [FA]
The fastest goal in history requires two seconds of your time. [The Offside]
Q&A with Clarence Seedorf. [NY Times]