By Chris Wright
Like a lioness bringing down a young gazelle on the plains of the Savannah with a horrendous all-12-studs-in-the-calf challenge, here’s Michael Essien doing Andy Carroll an extremely filthy physical discourtesy at Anfield last night…
Deemed worthy of a yellow card only.
Naughty Essien Goblin says…
“Nyah, I kill giraffe man! Steal his treasure!”