Liverpool Supremo John Henry Adds Insult To Injury, Unfollows King Kenny After Sacking Kop Idol

Alan Duffy

17th, May 2012


By Alan Duffy

“Poke me again on Facebook and I’ll block you, Kenneth”

Poor old Kenny Dalglish. Not only does he have to deal with the trauma of unemployment in middle-age, but now he has been forced to endure the ultimate social media humiliation, after Liverpool overlord John W Henry decided to unfollow him on Twitter soon after giving him the elbow from Anfield.

Prior to King Kenny’s dismissal, American sports magnate Henry followed a total of 13 people, including his manager. However, once the axe had fallen on Dalglish’s head, Henry immediately cut his ties with the Scot on Twitter in the ultimate cyber-act of finality.

Here is the (Dalglish-free) list of the chosen few followed by John W. (The fact he isn’t following Pies (@waatpies) is deeply upsetting, by the way)


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  1. Adam says:

    i heard he was never following kenny???

  2. Anonymous says:

    ouch lol

  3. Puma says:

    Two thumbs up for Linda Pizzuti.

  4. Archbishop Betty Snagcock says:


    seriously though the Liverpool fans won’t be happy, “he’s disrespecting our kenny”

  5. Panda says:

    He was never following Kenny.

  6. js94 says:

    Everyone’s assuming he was following him to start with, but he never actually was.

  7. Del says:

    “You’ll Never Walk Alone” at its finest.

  8. Jarren says:

    Indeed, Del. Indeed.

    Not that I can talk, if the Glazers ever went batshit and sacked Fergie I doubt they would give six fucks about him either.

    Have to feel some sympathy for Dalglish, Liverpool’s in his blood.

    Regarding Linda Pizzuti, I do wonder what first attracted her to the billionaire trading advisor?

  9. Toz says:

    The man looks like an old lesbian. All in all, not a vast improvement over dunce and dunce who were owners of the club before hand.

  10. fouldsy says:

    how childish!

  11. Sameer says:

    John Henry NEVER FOLLOWED KENNY to unfollowm him. Do some research before u post stupid and absurd comments.

    It’s a very sad way of living, people. Sad way of living. I pity your children

  12. lfc_man says:

    Lol. How many followers did Joey Barton lose?

  13. mrtnhntr says:

    He should be following @anfieldcat

  14. WestHamLad says:

    Liverpool are a mediocre club now. Your Owner’s priorites are the Red Sox and not your over-hyped club. Watch all our local city Liverpool plastics who have no reason to support them other than begin remains of the former Glory Hunters of the 80’s and 90’s.

  15. Sam says:

    He was never following him, just people making a pointless story out of nothing…… again

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