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Liverpool Introduce New Mascot ‘Mighty Red’ – The Big Gormless Lobster? (Photos)

By Chris Wright

Here’s Liverpool’s new mascot people, a thing they’re calling ‘Mighty Red’…

“Hi guysth!”

“Sthuper awesthome!”

As with most mascots, it’s completely bloody terrifying!

It’s supposed to be a Liver Bird (note the sprig of broom in the corner of the beak), but what we’re seeing is a kind of cross between a pterodactyl and a gormless lobster but with a contemporary nod to Luis Suarez’s orthodontic situation.

Nice touch.

This way for more Crap Mascots on Pies…

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By Chris on July 9th, 2012 in Liverpool, Mascots, Photos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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10 Responses to “Liverpool Introduce New Mascot ‘Mighty Red’ – The Big Gormless Lobster? (Photos)”

  1. Lady B says:

    Oh the horror!!!!! :/

  2. C says:

    Holy crap on a stick!!

  3. plops says:

    David Attenborough would be dismayed.

  4. diggem says:

    Well lobster is big in Boston and the rest of New England.

  5. syndex says:

    They had to top everton’s talking testicle didn’t they

  6. LiamB Jr says:

    Looks ok except it’s kinda missing wings =\

  7. Panda says:

    It’s not going to be at matches.
    It’s used at encouraging kids and promoting image within the community.
    Chill

  8. Purple Aki says:

    http://premier-licensing.com/products/premier-mascot-liverpool-large.jpg

    This guy is 100 times cooler… what were the new owners thinking?

  9. Anonymous says:

    @panda
    “It’s used at encouraging kids and promoting image within the community.” HAHAHAHAHAAAA what the fuck does it encourage them to do exactly???
    look man i’m a liverpool fan n all but don’t get caught trying to defend this thing, its a shitter right enough. no, save the faith for defending that away/third kit, or as roy keane would put it ‘ the turd kit’

  10. lordrt says:

    this is where “king kenny” is hiding apparently… :D

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