Liverpool Introduce New Mascot ‘Mighty Red’ – The Big Gormless Lobster? (Photos)

By Chris Wright

Here’s Liverpool’s new mascot people, a thing they’re calling ‘Mighty Red’…

“Hi guysth!”

“Sthuper awesthome!”

As with most mascots, it’s completely bloody terrifying!

It’s supposed to be a Liver Bird (note the sprig of broom in the corner of the beak), but what we’re seeing is a kind of cross between a pterodactyl and a gormless lobster but with a contemporary nod to Luis Suarez’s orthodontic situation.

Nice touch.

This way for more Crap Mascots on Pies…