By Chris Wright
There is a phenomenon silently being chronicled on our behalf of which everyone is aware and yet dare not speak it’s name – the shameful, shameful existence of the ‘Full-kit wanker’: a grown man who is happy to be seen, striding around in public wearing a full football kit; shirt, shorts, socks, even shinnies – the whole kit and caboodle.
Everton fan and part-time blogger Richard Price has begun documenting the evolution of the ‘FKW’ – apparently abundant in the Merseyside area – with a subtle, almost undetectable bias toward making fully-grown Liverpool fans look like utter tits (not that they need much help)…
The worst part? We all know this isn’t just a Liverpudlian vice. There are adult males across the country and the footballing spectrum currently pulling their socks right up and wallowing in this kind of lurid filth.
Time to ‘fess up: Have you ever been a FKW or known someone that was? It’s time to let the healing begin…
(Via the excellent Full-Kit Wankers – head over for more info on full-kit wankery!)