The Great Football Song Library No.5: ‘The Anfield Rap’ By Liverpool FC

Ollie Irish

24th, February 2010

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By Ollie Irish

Liverpool FC is hard as hell
United, Tottenham, Arsenal
Watch my lips and I will spell
‘Cause they don’t just play, but they can rap as well…

Liverpool’s official song for the 1988 FA Cup Final – which they lost, famously, to Wimbledon’s Crazy Gang – remains one of the finest examples of an entire football team making utter pricks of themselves. Apart from John Barnes, who of course has epic flow.


No.1: ‘The Referee’s Alphabet’ by Half Man Half Biscuit

No.2: ‘Mark Viduka’ by Alistair Griffin

No.3: ‘Ossie’s Dream (Spurs Are On Their Way To Wembley)’ by Chas & Dave

No.4: ‘The Footie Song’ by Adam and Joe