By Ollie Irish
Liverpool FC is hard as hell
United, Tottenham, Arsenal
Watch my lips and I will spell
‘Cause they don’t just play, but they can rap as well…
Liverpool’s official song for the 1988 FA Cup Final – which they lost, famously, to Wimbledon’s Crazy Gang – remains one of the finest examples of an entire football team making utter pricks of themselves. Apart from John Barnes, who of course has epic flow.