Steven Gerrard Has A Diving School

Ollie Irish

11th, February 2010


By Ollie Irish

No, really, he does…

gerrard diving shcool


This is most timely, as it looked to my tired eyes as if Gerrard dived shamelessly last night against Arsenal, in a late bid to win a free-kick on the edge of the Gunners’ area. The ref did give Liverpool the free-kick, though not for the ‘foul’ on Stevie G, and then Liverpool’s skipper blasted it against Cesc Fabregas’s hand. Karma, you might say.

If you haven’t done so already, I recommend you check out the amusing pics of Stevie G with his waxwork double.

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  1. yuan says:

    who say gerrard dive! he didnt dive only rooney dive only!

  2. Philando Torres says:

    When he was younger, Gerrard was too busy pressing the ball and chasing back to bother with all this dihonest shite. Now though, as his wages have increased dramatically, he’s turned into every other diving little bell end we’re all so tired of.

    He’s just not prepared to put forth the effort anymore. So he takes the easy way out.

    There’s pretty much only one major footballer who NEVER dives, and even prevents himself from going over from wild challenges. Happily, he’s been recognised as the best player in the world.

  3. Dave says:

    Gerrard is as we can all see a cunning diving hypocritical lying sly cheat.Watched the prick against Everton and the Arse and have seen enough of his antics. Gerrard your a disgrace to our league..Move on.

  4. Meji says:

    So is that Messi @ Philando Torres?

  5. Philando Torres says:

    @ Meji Indeed.

  6. Mr. Angry says:

    fuck you DAVE

  7. Mr. Not sdo very angry, but very disappointed says:

    Why are you all having a go at Stevie-G?? He’s not anywhere near the worst in the league when it comes to diving (although it should be said that Gerrard extremely rarely dives. He overplays situations sometimes, but I haven’t seen him diving for ages.).

    Take Nani (after my opinion the worst in the diving and overplaying-category) who dives and screams after penalties/free-kicks at every given time, he dives more than he plays, and if he did it the other way around, United may not have missed Rooney (due to terrible form) as much as they do now.

    Players like Nani and Drogba (it’s beyond me why a physical monster like that feels the need to dive) is the ones you should be concentrating your “fire” on.

  8. JS says:

    He’s going after Gerrard and not Nani because Nani doesn’t bang on about what an honest player he is.
    Gerrard is up to his tits in hypocrisy.

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