Haiku Corner: Steven Gerrard’s MBE

Ollie Irish

22nd, March 2007


Welcome back to the tranquil haven that is Haiku Corner. Take off your shoes and let us sit a while, to contemplate the more spiritual side of the beautiful game. This week, our Zen-like focus is on Steven Gerrard, the bestest midfielder in the whole wide world ever, who collected his MBE medal on Wednesday.

God save Stevie G!
But please don’t pass to Fat Frank
against Israel.

If you have any haiku of your own on this pressing matter, we’d love to read ’em…

Posted in Liverpool

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  1. Joe says:

    ‘Steve MacClaren is Retarded
    And Lampard is shit
    But Steven Gerrard…
    You knowsit’
    Don’t know what the exact rules for a Haiku are, but there you go.

  2. Ollie, Pies Ed. says:

    Not bad Joe. Formal haiku should follow a 5-7-5 syllable pattern, but no-one’s counting!