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Injury Update: Iago Aspas Thankfully Hasn’t Ruptured His Rectum After All

By  Chris Wright

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Earlier today, Liverpool striker Iago Aspas tweeted to confirm that he was feeling low having been told that the unfortunate ruptured rectum he’d suffered in training was going to keep him out for the next five or so weeks…

Hey, that’s what happens when Martin Skrtel goes in too hard.

Thankfully, the Liverpool Echo have posted an update vis-a-vis Aspas’ ailment, confirming that the wee Spanish forward has merely torn his thigh muscle…

We think we can probably speak on behalf of not only Aspas but the entire human race when we say “well thank Christ for that!”

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By Chris on October 18th, 2013 in Injuries, Liverpool, Newsnow. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Injury Update: Iago Aspas Thankfully Hasn’t Ruptured His Rectum After All”

  1. Rob says:

    Shame, could a rectum be described as an Ass pass?

  2. Chris Farley says:

    …Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!

    – Black Sheep

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