I wanted to induct Steven Gerrard into the Horror Hair Hall of Fame after the Merseyside derby, but couldn’t find a decent picture… I’ve got him now though! Stevie G is currently sporting what I would like to term the ‘grown-out Ronaldo (circa 2002)‘ to create a true pikey masterpiece. The only improvement I would suggest is some longer, straggly hairs hanging down the back of the neck.
[Rob Parker]