Shit Lookalikes: Linda Pizzuti (John W Henry’s WAG) & Desperate Housewives

Ollie Irish

5th, November 2010


By Ollie Irish

Linda Pizzuti, John W Henry’s much younger missus, doesn’t look like any one of the Desperate Housewives (a cross between Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria perhaps), but she does still reek of the TV show.

You can imagine her in the stands at Anfield last night, watching Stevie G scoring a virile hat-trick and thinking, “Hmm, well my pool does need cleaning…”

Because that’s what happens when you marry a very rich old lesbian gentleman.