Shit Lookalikes: Linda Pizzuti (John W Henry’s WAG) & Desperate Housewives
By Ollie Irish
Linda Pizzuti, John W Henry’s much younger missus, doesn’t look like any one of the Desperate Housewives (a cross between Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria perhaps), but she does still reek of the TV show.
You can imagine her in the stands at Anfield last night, watching Stevie G scoring a virile hat-trick and thinking, “Hmm, well my pool does need cleaning…”
Because that’s what happens when you marry a very rich old lesbian gentleman.
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i saw her in the stands during the game, i thought it was either his daughter or a sexy assassin hired to pick off paul konchesky (who looks like a non-sexy assassin).
On another note, what a MILF!
You would
a one-pinter
Her expression is indeed suggestive of on-the-spot fantasising (in this case, of gerrard also scoring an hattrick – just not on napolis goal; if y’all know what I mean!)
when she was watching the napoli game she was like,, erm,, i really like that quarter back,, who everyone is cheering !!
[...] owner John W Henry – along with his not-unattractive WAG, Linda Pizzuti – enjoyed a spot of dinner with Luis Suarez‘s agent at London [...]