By WAG Watcher
What is rich old lesbian Margaret W Henry (nice ring, Margaret) saying to glovely partner Linda? In the words of the great Delia Smith, let us be having you…
Me, I imagine he is pointing out that Carlo Ancelotti’s left eyebrow is self-aware.
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Henry: no honey, I bought the team in red
Pizzutti: o…shit!
Shall we do it over there tonight!
Haha look at those 22 players chasing after one ball. What a stupid game soccer is. Nothing compared to real football back in American eh Magaret?
*busy eyeing fernando torres*
Margaret: “We should of bought that one over there”
Linda: “ahhh forget about it”
And over there is where we are going to put up a large sign that says “Mission Accomplished”. Wait, what do you mean we didn’t just win the League by beating Chelsea? I thought when our fans went all bat sh** crazy today that we won the Cup or something.
I OWN THIS
“I could buy him, just like I bought you…”
“Let me point over here while someone takes a picture of me and then posts it online so people can caption what I’m saying”
“-The one who scored the three points in thursday, he isn’t playing today is he, dear?
-Oh Linda, dear, what are you saying, haha, he’s right over there, look!
-Oh… Why, yes he is…”
“Look at Drogba’s hair, its unfortunate and he has no real friends.”
“Somebody should really tell him its a fucking disgrace.”
henry: look at joe cole sitting in the stands already injured. why bring expensive people into the club if they’re not gonna do anything??
pizzuti: err…i think theyre on to us
Henry: No, No. He’s the one that shags his teammate’s women. The other just got caught taking pictures with his cellphone.
“See that babe? That Nando fella just put an extra 10 million in our pockets when we have to sell him in January.”
thats zinedine zidane over there playing in goal for us
but i thought he retired after the 2006 world cup in which he was sent off during the final for headbutting marco materazzi?
Just for clarifications sake, I’m pretty sure that ring is one of the two World Series rings he has from the Red Sox.
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they’re all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they’ve run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, “excuse me”, he said, “but don’t you think he’s likely to be mine ?” “Probably”, said the Manc, “but one of them in there’s a scouser, and I’m takin’ no chances !!!!!”
What is this game. I thought they said it was football club, no matter how scummy the team is. But i mean, the ball is round and only two people can pick it up and the rest just kick it around.
You see that space ship over there? Yeah it’s mine!
KRO – that’s a michael mcintyre rip
‘That, darling, was Didier Drogba stopping Carra from scoring his second goal of the season’
‘Can you see the 4 blokes standing in the kop with the tyres from my Benz?’
‘Can you see it, off in the distance, Linda? That’s Owen Hargeave’s career.’
Raybuck Luck got my vocte
“I think you have a bogey hanging out your nose. Just tilt up your head while the camera’s on you and we can check on the big screen TV over there”.
henry : you see that commi over there (abramovich ) his about 60 times richer then i am .. but my penis extention just beat his !!
Linda : ermm ,, 60 times richer huh , intresting …
Linda : “Honey, I’d like to dispose of this booger I picked with my glove.”
John : “See that door ? Use it.”
Henry :see that honey fernando just banged in anoher Goal..
Linda: ermm torres banged in the goals.. gerrard bang in goals ,, torres and gerrard bang in goals ,, bang ,, bang,, bang the goals ,,bang me in the goals ,, gerrard and torres banging me all over the goals,,
HENRY: ermm honey…. ?
henry.earrr gerrard smell me finger.
milf.ya dirty bastard
henry.crab paste
Look, they’re selling juicy mangoes over there! Only £5 each!
Henry: look at that guy, he looks just like me
Linda: ermm, that’s my dad
id give her one
What’dya think? Two story McDonald’s where the opposing supporters are now?
‘The Ladies toilets? eh, they are over there at the back of the Kop’