Liverpool vs Chelsea, the alternative build-up – religious nutter is rubbish at football predictions
God, who apparently is like “the referee on life’s big pitch”, has not revealed the correct score of this Chelsea vs Liverpool encounter. At least not to this preaching loon, who seems a little startled when a Chelsea fans confronts him. The fence-sitting Jesus freak, as I believe they are called, goes for a 2-2 draw (ha, four goals in a Chelsea vs Liverpool match! That is a divine joke). The actual result was 1-0 to Chelsea.

















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