Pies’ gang of “experts” (cough) calls tonight’s CL semi:
Ollie, Pies Ed.
“The red team will score first, then the blue team will equalise. Either that, or it will happen the other way around. This is a nailed-on 1-1 draw. Again.”
Lee, Chelsea Pies Ed.
“Nothing (literally nothing) will happen for 60 minutes, then Chelsea will get a dodgy pen. Lampard will score, it will all kick off, someone will push Ashley Cole, cards will be flashed, then at full time Benitez will moan like a fat kid who’s just had his crisps pinched.”
Rob, Pies Deputy Ed.
“I was tempted to go for 0-0. There is rarely anything to choose between the two sides, especially on European nights. After a cagey opening, Chelsea will sneak a goal forcing Liverpool to chase an equaliser.”
Ritch, Pies writer
“If the previous encounters are anything to go by then this will be another tense and tight affair but Liverpool’s twelfth man should give them an edge – expect a single goal shrouded in controversy!”