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Happy 33rd Birthday Jamie Carragher – A Man Of The People, A Man Of Many Faces

By Ollie Irish

It’s Carra’s 33rd birthday today. Hats off to a man for all seasons, a man of the people, a man of so many faces it’s almost like he’s Val Kilmer in ‘The Saint’ or something…

Confused.

Immensely proud. And still a bit confused, if he’s honest.

Stoic.

Did I leave the gas on?

… No, I’m sure I turned it off.

Constipated.

Absolutely knackered, five minutes in.

Heskey trapped the ball!

Repressed rage. Or wondering what’s for tea. One of the two.

The shits again. With a touch of jaundice.

Scrunchy face = existential crisis.

Ennui.

You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

A man of infinite mystery.

Grimly resolute. Or the shits.

Playful.

Camp, flirtatious.

Full retard.

Welcoming another false dawn. It’s the hope that kills you.

Is this a Daniel Agger I see before me?

Just watched Two Girls, One Cup.

Telling Stevie G about Two Girls, One Cup.

The dormant beast awakes.

Well played, Carra la. Long may you continue to lead us into the darkness.

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Posted in Featured, Liverpool, Photos | 16 Comments »

By Ollie Irish on January 28th, 2011 in Featured, Liverpool, Photos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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16 Responses to “Happy 33rd Birthday Jamie Carragher – A Man Of The People, A Man Of Many Faces”

  1. SamHumphreys says:
    January 28, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Is this a Daniel Agger I see before me?
    Haha some really quality captions there, good job.

  2. PhilandoTorres says:
    January 28, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Haha. Fucking brilliant.

  3. chimpo says:
    January 28, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    this really does highlight to pro-Liverpool nature of this site

    Who fucking cares?

  4. spectator says:
    January 28, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    well in chimpo, the best way to demonstrate the invalidity of someone else’s bias is to express some of your own.

    or, it’s a high profile player’s birthday and so someone who writes a football blog about lots of things to do with football wrote a brief and amusing article about it. if you didn’t care why’d you bother reading it and then commiting.

    bell + end = you.

  5. spectator says:
    January 28, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    or commenting, even. means roughly the same thing in this context.

  6. Steve says:
    January 28, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Best thing you have had on here for ages. Got me in tears.

  7. Kent says:
    January 28, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    In each one he also looks slow, overrated, and about to complain. Nice collection.

  8. Happy 33rd Birthday Jamie Carragher ? A Man Of The People, A Man Of Many Faces | fabian1abbott says:
    January 28, 2011 at 6:38 pm

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  9. Chris says:
    January 28, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    Good laugh! Thanks!

  10. Smith says:
    January 28, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    4th one down looks like he’s having a piss…

  11. SeanBCFC says:
    January 29, 2011 at 3:46 am

    rarely do i read anything online these days that makes me laugh out loud more then this! this could be a great little addition to the funnies section, i’d recomend drogba

  12. Nicky says:
    January 29, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Oh wow…This is hilarious. Job well done!

  13. V says:
    January 30, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    definitely. Thanks, Ollie.

  14. Luke says:
    February 1, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    Oh the scouser is funny looking ahaha he must also be stupid!

  15. Anonymous says:
    February 3, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    liverpool r da best

  16. Toni says:
    February 17, 2011 at 7:21 am

    WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!

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