Happy 33rd Birthday Jamie Carragher – A Man Of The People, A Man Of Many Faces

Ollie Irish

28th, January 2011


By Ollie Irish

It’s Carra’s 33rd birthday today. Hats off to a man for all seasons, a man of the people, a man of so many faces it’s almost like he’s Val Kilmer in ‘The Saint’ or something…


Immensely proud. And still a bit confused, if he’s honest.


Did I leave the gas on?

… No, I’m sure I turned it off.


Absolutely knackered, five minutes in.

Heskey trapped the ball!

Repressed rage. Or wondering what’s for tea. One of the two.

The shits again. With a touch of jaundice.

Scrunchy face = existential crisis.


You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

A man of infinite mystery.

Grimly resolute. Or the shits.


Camp, flirtatious.

Full retard.

Welcoming another false dawn. It’s the hope that kills you.

Is this a Daniel Agger I see before me?

Just watched Two Girls, One Cup.

Telling Stevie G about Two Girls, One Cup.

The dormant beast awakes.

Well played, Carra la. Long may you continue to lead us into the darkness.

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