You see what Dazza Bent has done there – he’s made an ironic comment about going to the beach, in the light of his controversial winning goal against Liverpool. He lives in the north-east – he’s NOT going to the beach in October. That would be madness gone mad. Unless he’s one of those weirdos who likes to walk around Britain’s coast with a metal detector.
Even better, the Sunderland forward made the comment AFTER Tweeting about how Liverpool fans were wound up by the beach-ball-assisted goal. Way to rub it in, Benty.