By Alan Duffy
While the Europeans were getting close to the end of their Euro 2012 qualifying adventures, across the Atlantic, the South Americans were only just kicking off their World Cup qualifying campaign.
In a six-goal thriller in a rainy Montevideo, buck-toothed assassin Luis Suarez got foxy in the box(y) to open the scoring in the fourth minute. Lunatic hardman Diego Lugano bagged himself a brace while the elegant Edinson Cavani also scored for La Celeste. Rudy Cardozo and Marcelo Martins (once of Wigan Athletic) scored the goals for the visitors.
The commentary has the expected “Goooaaallll” malarkey, although this time it is backed by a piece of rubbish music.