By Chris Wright
With Steven Gerrard staring down the barrel of yet another protracted injury lay-off, it’s good to know that a Tanzanian bus service have done the hard yards on behalf of Liverpool’s global scouting network and identified a perfect, heaven-sent successor to step into the breach at Anfield…
Melty face aside, he even looks a bit like Gerrard too. What a bonus!
[Thanks to Pies reader Clifton for sending this one in.]