By Alan Duffy
A big French filet o’ flop at Old Trafford, Gabriel Obertan has yet to set the world alight in Newcastle either. Still, if he never does kickstart his career, he could (possibly) pursue a career as a Gallic Drum et Bass innovator. He definitely has the face for it.
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