Shit Lookalikes: Newcastle Wideman Gabriel Obertan & Drum’n'Bass God Turned Media Whore Goldie
By Alan Duffy
A big French filet o’ flop at Old Trafford, Gabriel Obertan has yet to set the world alight in Newcastle either. Still, if he never does kickstart his career, he could (possibly) pursue a career as a Gallic Drum et Bass innovator. He definitely has the face for it.
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Spot on.
Obertan has a head like a peanut