By Chris Wright
“You know, they say ruining a football club is a lot like making love to a beautiful women. First you have to promise her the Earth (or all future ticket revenues) to get into bed with her, then – once you’ve prematurely spaffed your meagre wad – you pull out and run away as fast as your little legs can carry you!”
Ace spot from Pies fan Paul Barnes
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