Shit Lookalikes: Rangers Villain Craig Whyte & Swiss Toni

Chris Wright

3rd, April 2012

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By Chris Wright

“You know, they say ruining a football club is a lot like making love to a beautiful women. First you have to promise her the Earth (or all future ticket revenues) to get into bed with her, then – once you’ve prematurely spaffed your meagre wad – you pull out and run away as fast as your little legs can carry you!”

Ace spot from Pies fan Paul Barnes

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