By Chris Wright
Boyata plays at the back for Bolton.
Poitier is just about the coolest mo-effin’-fo that ever lived. In fact, he’s so cool that he only ever appears in black and white. He also directed ‘Ghost Dad‘, the worst film of 1990.
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