By Chris Wright
Schurrle plays for Germany and is not, repeat NOT Marco Reus
Archangel is the half man/half pigeon from the X-Men, as played by Ben Foster (though sadly, not THAT Ben Foster)
Nothing shit about that! Thanks to Pies fan Kenji for the tip-off.
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