By Chris Wright
Kean is Blackburn’s beloved manager.
Pedro is a friend of former World Cup mascot ‘Naranjito’, and once helped his pal save the 1982 World Cup final from being blown to smithereens by the evil Dr Mantis – though not before getting his head stuck in an automatic lift door.
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