Shit Lookalikes: The FA’s New ‘Elite Development’ Director Dan Ashworth & Jeremy Kyle
By Chris Wright
Ashworth is the FA’s new Elite Development fellow (which was Gareth Southgate’s old job, if we remember rightly), cherry-picked from West Brom.
Kyle is a man who seems to have dedicated his entire life to rounding up the UK’s inbred population with the sole purpose of baiting them from behind a protective envelope on daytime television.
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