New Lionel Messi Waxwork Unveiled At Wembley, Looks Ever-So-Slightly Like Chris De Burgh (Photos)
By Chris Wright
Shortly before the real thing got to work pulling Barcelona out of the merde again with two late goals against Spartak Moscow over at the Camp Nou, Madame Tussauds unveiled their new £100,000 Lionel Messi at Wembley yesterday afternoon…
Now, it may be us alone in a field of one here (it usually is), but if you slap a couple of dense, luscious megabrows on that thing…
No?
No.





















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Maybe more like Brian Cox off of science?
http://photos.exposay.com/Brian_Cox/brian_cox_W9VSu.jpg
Maybe in fact it it is Professor Brian Cox in a Barcelona kit?
Looks like a brown haired version of one of The Riddlers:
http://sharetv.org/images/the_riddlers_uk/cast/large/mossop.jpg
That is an absolute call Chris. This is how to get my girlfriend into football!