By Chris Wright
Holmes is the nutcase that is currently on trial for shooting dead 12 people at a Batman screening in Colorado not so very long ago.
Holloway is the wibbly-wobbly Blackpool manager.
Cracking, if ever-so-slightly morbid, work from Pies fan Lee Hickson.
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