By Chris Wright
Allen is Liverpool’s midfield pass aggregator.
Elliot was the young rebel dancer who captured the hearts of a nation and now lives in Witness Protection under the alias Jamie Bell.
Cracking spot from Pies fan Lee Hickson. Fifteen points are winging their way to you Sir.
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