By Chris Wright
Pirlo is Juve’s bearded midfield passing hub and a high-ranking entry on Pies’ list of man crushes.
Frank Serpico is Al Pacino’s bearded police whistleblower from the film of the same name.
Thanks to Pies spotter Luke Atkins for the spot. Top work muchacho!
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