By Ollie Irish
Aw, men with ginger beards. They’ll never find love. Except… Xabi seems to be one of the most fancied men in football. Ask the Kickette girls – they’ll tell you. Ginger cats, though – people love ginger cats. My family had a ginger cat one. We called him “Ginge” but his full name, improbably, was “Gingerlaijee Beaucoup”.
Anyway, I digress. Thanks to Hootie (minus the Blowfish) for the spot. Like it a lot. But then I like both Alonso and Bateman a lot. Double win.
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