Shit Lookalikes: Ruud Van Nistelrooy & Brüno
By Ollie Irish


“Do you think if house music was around in the Thirties, World War II would have even happened?”
One is a camp European with massive, horselike teeth. The other is… Ruud van Nistelrooy. Ah-ha! You see what I did there? I subverted an old joke structure, to little effect. (You’re right, it’s not big and it’s not particularly clever.)
Thanks to Pies reader Andre for the spot. Andre, You’re My Guys.
Got a lookalike for us? Email ollie@anorak.co.uk with your suggestion(s).

















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