By Chris Wright
Lichtsteiner is the Juve defender whose rather ‘hands on’ approach to man-marking against Celtic last night looked more like something you’d expect from Rick Steiner.
Evans is a gangly comedian and proud owner of the most profuse sweat glands in the known universe. Yes, he’s even sweatier than Walter Pandiani!
Cracking spot from Pies fan Cameron. Help yourself to a Mini Milk from the freezer!
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