By Chris Wright
Zaha is the winger waiting in Manchester United’s…erm…wings.
Dutton is a/the Channel 4 weatherman.
Now that truly is shit, though we can definitely see what Pies’ spotter Max Holder is driving at here. There’s something in the two ginormous heads.
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