By Chris Wright
Vermaelen is Arsenal’s out-of-sorts Belgian centre-half.
Evans is the Welsh bloke from Fast and Furious 6 – yes, there are six of the bloody things!
Top drawer spottage from Pies fan Ali Dacey.
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