By Chris Wright
Obviously share a barber, this pair…
Cuadrado is about to join Chelsea just as soon as Andre Schurrle gets his bloody act together.
Mr Bastard was the bug-eyed, disconcertingly naked prison nutcase from ‘Max and Paddy’.
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