Ian Holloway’s Shit Lookalikes: Avram Grant and Toad of Toad Hall
I can’t tell you how chuffed I am to able to combine Hollowatch with a Shit Lookalike. In his latest online column for BBC Sport, Ian Holloway claims that Avram Grant looks like a famous character from Wind in the Willows (not Beatrix Potter, as the Beeb claims).
Ian says: ‘If we’re talking lookalikes he’s Toad of Toad Hall, isn’t he? His eyebrows are so low down.’
Why was Ollie ‘talking lookalikes’? Is he a regular Pies reader? If so, please get in touch Ollie.
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You missed the best snippet from his column:
“I used to take Bristol Rovers under 10s and I’d have little bars of chocolate or sweets to keep their interest and you’d put the packets where you wanted them to be.”