By Ollie Irish
I read that the new ‘One Show’ presenters were pants, but this means nothing to me as don’t watch the ‘One Show’. If I did watch the ‘One Show’, it would only be proof that my life had taken a very wrong turn.
Oh, and if you’re wondering what the hell this has to do with association football, Bleakley is currently going out with Frank Lampard.
Everyone – well done everyone
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