By Ollie Irish
Zlatan is a vainglorious poser with a huge ego and lots of talent.
Nicolo is a vainglorious poser with a huge ego and zero talent. (Which explains why he was booted off X Factor so quickly.)
Spotter’s badge to Jamie Williams. Cheers Jamie.
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