Sh*t Lookalikes: Sylvie van der Vaart and Sarah Alexander
A rare WAG lookalike to mix things up a bit: Sarah Alexander is a comedienne/actress best known for her roles in Green Wing and Smack the Pony. Sylvia van der Vaart is – of course – the wife of Real Madrid star Rafael.
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I like that you’ve mixed it up a bit, but really, I think this Sarah Alexander is more of a lookalike to a cross between Madonna and Michelle Pfeifer.
I would pick Barbie for Sylvie.
“Star”, not star.