By Chris Wright
Ribery is everybody’s fave scar-riddled, jailbait-boinking winger
Salvatore is the hunch-back monk (played by Hellboy himself, Ron Pearlman) from monastic murder mystery ‘The Name Of The Rose’
Again, ridiculously harsh, yet completely spot-on in equal measure.
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