Classic Shit Lookalike: Owen Coyle & Alvin Stardust

Chris Wright

3rd, August 2011


By Chris Wright

Apparently this is a bit of an oldie in pro Lookalike circles, but it’ll still do-fer-us – mainly because it’s farkin’ brilliant!

Stardust is of course the rhinestone-encrusted, mutton chop aficionado who, by simply wagging a bejewelled finger and telling children that they were ‘out of their tiny minds!’, taught an entire generation of people to cross the road safely back in the mid-70s…

Frankly, if you’re not familiar with Coyle then you have no business here.

Kudos to Pies fan Marcus for the spot.

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