Simon Webbe used to be in Blue, a band of such overwhelming blandness that I can’t recall even one of their many mind-numbing ‘hits’. Since they split up, he struck out on the obligatory solo career, gifting the world even more forgettable pap. Now I understand Blue are set to make a comeback, not for the money of course. Stop it. Just stop it.
You all know who Carlton Cole is, naturally.
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