Shit Lookalikes: Aleksandar Kolarov & Vinny From ‘Jersey Shore’

Chris Wright

11th, January 2012


By Chris Wright

You’ll know Kolarov as the Serbian chap who mainly specialises in blasting 30-yard exocets narrowly over and wide for Man City.

Vinny Guadagnino, it says here, is widely regarded to be the least twattish of the creosote-skinned, duck-lipped, herpes-riddled, sun-dried ballsacks on MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ abomination. Quite an accolade.

Goes to my old mucker Dan Smith, the purveyor of the shittest lookalikes in the western hemisphere.

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